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    Home » Blog » Humor & Off Topic » Gettin’ Routey – Senior Humor

    August 31, 2010 Leave a Comment

    Gettin’ Routey – Senior Humor

    Senior DriverSitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, “This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!”

    So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

    The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?” the trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit.

    A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. “But before you go, Ma’am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? “These women seem awfully shaken.”

    “Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute, officer.

    We just got off Route 127.”

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